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[[GOOD DAY, JOHTO! Today, you will find your Gear blessed by a most beautiful text message, one of incomparable grace and sparkle!]]
It has been recently brought to my attention that my anniversary of residence in Johto passed not long ago!
[[Who on earth could be typing using such an obnoxious font colour? There can only be one....]]
To celebrate this most momentous occasion, I have decided to treat you all to my new style of 'texting', introduced to me by the most gracious and benevolent Miss Aradia Megido!
[[Of course. It's Alex Louis Armstrong. After that message, another one swiftly follows:]]
Is it not befitting a man as beautiful as myself? Gaze upon these most stunning of colours! Do they not lift your mood skyward? Do you feel your body flooding with happiness at the mere sight?
[[If that doesn't do the trick, then maybe....]]
Let us enjoy my anniversary together, everyone, and wish for another year of joy, bliss, and beautiful muscles!!
[[That message comes with an attachment; a picture of a shirtless Armstrong flexing for the camera, with the text 'HAPPY ANNIVERSARY' printed across the top.
Happy....anniversary, Johto.....]]
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( A translation of this blindingly beautiful mess can be found here! )
It has been recently brought to my attention that my anniversary of residence in Johto passed not long ago!
[[Who on earth could be typing using such an obnoxious font colour? There can only be one....]]
To celebrate this most momentous occasion, I have decided to treat you all to my new style of 'texting', introduced to me by the most gracious and benevolent Miss Aradia Megido!
[[Of course. It's Alex Louis Armstrong. After that message, another one swiftly follows:]]
Is it not befitting a man as beautiful as myself? Gaze upon these most stunning of colours! Do they not lift your mood skyward? Do you feel your body flooding with happiness at the mere sight?
[[If that doesn't do the trick, then maybe....]]
Let us enjoy my anniversary together, everyone, and wish for another year of joy, bliss, and beautiful muscles!!
[[That message comes with an attachment; a picture of a shirtless Armstrong flexing for the camera, with the text 'HAPPY ANNIVERSARY' printed across the top.
Happy....anniversary, Johto.....]]
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( A translation of this blindingly beautiful mess can be found here! )
